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04 April 2010 @ 11:22 am
Hi, everyone! Freya!mun here. I thought it would be nice to be able to see who is still active. I have, therefore, with a go ahead from Lucas!mun, created a short form for everyone to fill in. It would be great if everyone could fill it in. That way everyone can keep up to date with everyone else and posts are easier to find.

A timeline is a post on your journal which you keep updated with all your SWS posts and all other posts that you make. It will probably be blank at the moment and then it can be updated over time.
27 February 2010 @ 12:32 am
Trouble in Paradise?
Liam Douglas O'Connell spotted partying the night away with old flame; Tori Evans nowhere to be seen.

O'Connell (right) and his mystery date at last night's
A&A album launch party.

It would seem that all is not as well as we've assumed with America's favorite couple. O'Connell (right) was seen at the Antelope and Answer album launch party last night, living up the single life with a beautiful woman who was not his wife hanging off his arm (conspicuously sans wedding ring). According to our sources, this mystery woman is none other than Sadie Lee, daughter to retired film producer Howard Lee (Exploding Explosions, Flash in the Pan, Looking for Group) and former Hollywood socialite.

It's rumored that O'Connell and Lee met while O'Connell was filming Exploding Explosions, more than ten years ago. The two had been spotted making the rounds together for years after, appearing in all kinds of public venues arm-in-arm, all while vehemently denying any romantic involvement.

Well, it looks like this is no longer the case. A close friend of Tori Evans tells Us Weekly, "Liam is getting bored of married life. Now that the honeymoon period is over, he's realizing that being a husband is harder than it seems. He doesn't like having to report back to Tori about everything he's doing; he misses being single." It would appear that this Hollywood star doesn't take too kindly to being bored. He and Lee spent the night glued to each other's sides, sharing food and laughing over drinks. "They seemed really close," an eye-witness reports. "He had his arm around her waist a lot and she was leaning really close to whisper in his ear. They looked like they were having a great time; a really nice date." 

O'Connell and Evans have been rumored to be fighting more and more these days, having huge shouting matches over things ranging from the couple's two Rottweiler dogs to Evans' shoe budget. "They're really not that suited for each other," Evans' close friend confides. "She wants to settle down and have the perfect American family, white picket fence and 2.5 kids and everything. He's still reluctant to give up the life he had in Australia, surfing all day and partying every night. He doesn't want to tie himself down with kids." 

What's next for the unhappy couple? 

"Liam's been throwing around the d-word during their fights," Evans' friend admits. "Tori's willing to sit down and try to work things out, but he's stubborn. He doesn't like being told what to do." It sounds like if things keep going on in this vein, the d-word won't just be used as a threat, it'll become a reality. "She cries herself to sleep at night. It's heartbreaking, really. If he doesn't get his act together, she's going to leave him just to spare herself the humiliation of being led on like this." 

Sadly, it would appear that yes, things can look too good to be true. Step up to the plate, Liam; or one day you'll wake up and realize you've thrown everything away for nothing.
26 February 2010 @ 11:16 pm

Contact List Time! The list is currently in alphabetical order of the character's last name. I will arrange everyone into categories soon.

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25 February 2010 @ 11:58 am
Please fill out the following application in order to be accepted into the community; either post it in a comment or a link to the application posted somewhere else. Once that's been done, request to join the community. You will be notified shortly of the mods' decision. If you're not accepted, we will explain why and help you develop a character that better fits into Beauregard & Associates.

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Once you're accepted, please head to this entry in order to get your information on the character/mun lists.
25 February 2010 @ 05:35 pm
Hello, everyone!

I have been assigned Contact and Character List duty, therefore, it would be lovely if you could send me for each character:

Your character name:
Company they are affiliated with:
Job in the company:
Journal Username:
A link to a voicemail post:
A link to a short biography. Updates about your character will be put here:

And for the mun:

Name of Mun:
Characters that you play:
E-mail address:
IM address (AIM, MSN, etc.):

Please send these to beauregardphonebook@live.co.uk

If you do not send these in then I cannot put you on the lists and you officially don't exist. When you are on the list, you will get a tag for roleplaying on the community.
24 February 2010 @ 02:47 pm
Please remember that LUSH is offlimits to women - all women - unless they waitress. There are rare times women are allowed in during opening hours, and that's only to those who regularly drop hundreds of dollars in a night.

Wives of workers are included in the do not enter statement - Patricia has only been in LUSH once, in the building phase, before it was even opened~
23 February 2010 @ 04:58 pm
I don't know if this is helpful at all or not and it was mainly just for me but I wondered whether anyone else would like it too, just in case. Taking the idea of the contact list and the super epic social map thing that Brandt's mun made, I smushed them together to create this:

Beauregard & Associates

Apparently other people can edit it if I invite them so the map can be changed and corrected as time goes on.

I don't know if it's entirely helpful and it doesn't include all the important details, but it's something. :)
22 February 2010 @ 02:27 pm
I've compiled a friend add list for those who might not have anyone added or for any new characters that join Beauregard & Associates.

Go to the admin console, cut and paste the list into the text box and there you go! Everyone is added in one...or three....easy steps. I'll try and keep up on this too.

ETA: Keep checking the list because I'll be trying to add people. If you're bringing in a new character to the verse, message me here so that I know to add you.
Current Mood: busy
21 February 2010 @ 03:30 pm

Lucas Beauregard's first business venture, the online dating website Regardez was unique in its approach in that it offered easy and discreet ways for already involved people to meet someone else, someone on the side.  The staff varied from sex therapists and journalists who helped write informative articles coaching people on just how to make these multiple relationships work, to highly innovative IT people with interesting ideas about maps and java.  It amazed even Mr. Beauregard how quickly the small site blossomed, how many people just in the New York area were interested in extramarital interactions.  Regardez brought in enough profit during its first year to allow Mr. Beauregard to expand his company, moving into the legal side of sex.


Stand in line at any grocery check-out stand and you're bombarded on all sides with tabloid rumors of celebrity scandal.  Even when these ideas of affairs, drug addictions and slave trading go no farther than the headlines of World Weekly News, someone somewhere panics.  And then they call Beauregard & Associates.  The legal firm under the name of Lucas Beauregard is internationally known for being able to smooth things over with astounding grace and ease.  Lawyers specializing in internet copyright, divorce settlements and public relations all work long hours to assure Beauregard & Associates clients can sleep easy at night, whether or not that's actually them having sex with a farm animal on a viral Youtube video or not.


It only seemed natural, after Mr. Beauregard's first two business ventures ended up focusing just slightly on the sexual side of things, to start his own sex toy manufacturing company, Tart.  With a focus on innovation and new thinking, Mr. Beauregard hired the most forward-thinking engineers, product designers and technical writers he could find to spend their days surrounded by dildos, lingerie and battery-operated bedsheets.  While not the branch that Beauregard & Associates is most known for, their constantly updated line of adult toys has many devoted followers all around the world.  Various lines include "Couples" (toys targeted obviously toward couples, usually a set of toys that are meant to work together), "To Boldly Come" (ultra-powered vibrators and dildos) and "Party Favors" (the Tart version of Passion Parties: infinitely dirtier and with room for all sorts of types).


Mr. Beauregard's latest addition to his enterprise is the Manhattan gentleman's club, LUSH, which has quickly become a staple in the New York nightlife.  Filled nightly with politicians, Wall Street executives and men with large hats who are in charge of dozens of oil rigs, LUSH is a traditional gentleman's club.  Cigar smoke and snifters of high quality alcohol fill the rooms furnished by dark leather, natural wood flooring and pool tables.  Women are only allowed as employees or very rare guests of extremely valued clients (more information here).  Mr. Beauregard recently released plans to open a sister club in Tokyo, allowing high-level businessmen from all around the world to enjoy the class provided only by LUSH.

soon to come: wineries & alpaca farms
21 February 2010 @ 10:38 am
please comment here with your character's name, occupation, and role/relation to the verse.
    ex. blake leonard, interior designer, wife of james leonard.

sometime today/tomorrow i'll compile a table all pretty-like (as well as throw in an admin console friend add, for those who'd like it), and that way everyone will know who's who!

p.s. after the list is compiled comments will be deleted so uh i'd advise against having memorable conversations? lol idek.

edit: sorry but my computer's all kinds of broken and i've just hit an rl low so i won't be able to get around to this until the end of the week. it is coming and i thank you for your patience though if you don't feel like waiting and one of you would want to take over, i understand. ♥